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Im dating an older guy any tips? Yeah so im 21 and my boyfriend is 38 and a very good friend of the family.... its kinda intimidating datin one his age; but we click. and have so much in common. do u all have any tips? and dont put anything stupid or i will flag you.
Dating Tips For guys? dating tips for the guys Just some ways you can show your special someone you’re a real man: 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are. 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. When she says that she is, say “you better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. If, I mean when, she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time later in the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Also, tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now don’t call. That’s also quite funny! 7. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure she’s looking. When your g/f looks at you, stare into her eyes, mouth the words ‘[censored] you,’ and grab the other girl’s [censored]. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “...because I can...now go make a sandwich” 9. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick”. Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she’s cold… but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, “If you don’t stop [censored] about the cold right now, you’re going to be [censored] about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party’s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn’t girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she’s fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “No, she’s not hungry”. Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts… and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I’m talking about. 21. If you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious. 22. Remember her birthday, but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 23. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don’t like this one that much, but I think it’s funny.
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Need some dating Tips ASAP!!!? I am so alone sometimes I just want someone to hold onto. What are some good dating tips for a guy to chase you? ASAP Im not overwhight Im just the girl average wieght IM A GIRL!
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Guys, how much success have you had with online dating and do you have any tips? I have been doing the online thing for 5 months, have met a few people, but think I can do better. How many flakes have you met, BTW? And what has been your ratio of messages sent to responses? Did better pix help? Did you keep up with updating your profile? Any advice from successful online daters would be appreciated!
( FOR GUYS ) dating PLEASE ANSWER QUICK :D? so i am single n at this point i think i should have a boyfriend i have had them before but i want a more real kind of relationship so i like this guy wat should i do to attract him. ANY TIPS?? What do u guys like n how should i kiss him !!! by the way he asked me out how should i attract him more PLEASE HELP !!!!
women only!!! what are some dating tips for guys? im a little scared most women ive been around are really mean, the women in my family are really mean to me.
SWEDISH GUY DATING TIPS PLEASE.? Okay so I totalllyyyyyy like this swedish guy who is a foreign exchange student at my school for the year. I know Swedes are more reserved and shy than Americans, but does that mean I have to make a couple moves on him? And how do I go about doing that? What are physical features that Swedes like? Please and thank you !
help any tips on dating after being with same guy for yrs cant even remember how to flirt with guys? dont want to look desperate but would be nice to date again any tips ?
ladies, guys, any tips on dating ? after 15 years, i am ready to date again. any tips or pointers for a chic dating in 2009?
Hullo guys what are the most efficient tips for dating a chick or a babe? i want to start dating i want u guys to help me. what exact words should i use, what sweet words should i use, how should dress? help me.
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